Shhh, don’t scare baby
The most disgusting thing I read recently is that Katie Holmes had to agree to have a “silent birth.” That means she can’t scream her head off or make any noise that implies pain. IT”S Å scientologist thing. Freaking shift key is sticky.
That’s just cruel to do to someone. Make them promise not to cry out during child birth.
I have one Werthers left.
Okay: the only reason I want breast implants. Within the next fifteen years you can get implants that are actually MP3 Players.