Profanity Report

So I’m in Saskatchewan, where I may be moving. There may be a pretty juicy job here for me, and my family, and some wacky great friends. It’s also my homeland. I think it’s time for me to see if I’ll feel different living in the place I really come from. As in, countless generations before me have survived here on the prairies.

But anyway, since I’ve been gone for a while from this blog, I thought I would update you on the feature. It’s still really rough, and two crucial scenes haven’t been written in yet. But I thought I’d give you all a taste of the script. Since I’m queer, all kinds of censoring things might happen during the making of Bunnyhug and it’s release. So I decided to post the current profanity report. It’s generated by Final Draft softwear, so I don’t know who decided what counts as profanity.

BUNNYHUG — STATISTICS REPORT

GENERAL STATISTICS

Number of words: 1833
Number of paragraphs: 251

PROFANITY
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in this report may not be actual profanity and other real instances in your script may have been missed.

“Ass” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
12, 76
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, NARRATOR

“Asshole” (4 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
24, 42, 60, 96
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA, ELLIE, OLD QUAVERY LADY, RACHEL

“Bitch” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
30, 108
It is spoken by the following characters:
JANET, MIRANDA

“Bullshit” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
45
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Cock” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
41, 95
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, SEXY FETISH LADY #1

“Crap” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
24
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Damn” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
76, 108
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, MIRANDA

“Dildo” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
29, 78
“Fuck” (11 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
12, 13, 30, 31, 44, 73, 76, 92
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, JANET, MARY

“Fucked” (4 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
30, 52, 89, 98
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, JANET

“Fucker” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
25
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Fucking” (10 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
17, 29, 31, 49, 71, 76, 84, 88, 98
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA, ELLIE, JOHN, MIRANDA

“Piss” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
77
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE

“Shit” (5 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
11, 27, 42, 65, 86
It is spoken by the following characters:
DAMIEN, ELLIE, NARRATOR

“Tits” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
11
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOHNNY