Monthly Archives: December 2005

Saskatchewan Scrotums

The scotum is probably one of the funnier looking parts of the human body. Which is why seeing a pair dangling from a trailer hitch on the car in front of us made my mom and I crack up. Why was it there? Apparently Tiger Automotive has them, balls for men’s cars who want to be manly. There were no labia though.

Scrotums for your car. What is the world coming to? Do you remember Neuticals, the silicone testicular implants that would make your boy dog have balls even after being neutered?

Well, aside from that, it’s nice here in Saskatchewan. Not too terribly cold. Getting busy for some family parties. I don’t even know when to expect the guests, but I’ve been tidying while Mom went to the doctors. I should really get back to that.

I’m buying someone balls for Christmas, I think she wants some.

Profanity Report

So I’m in Saskatchewan, where I may be moving. There may be a pretty juicy job here for me, and my family, and some wacky great friends. It’s also my homeland. I think it’s time for me to see if I’ll feel different living in the place I really come from. As in, countless generations before me have survived here on the prairies.

But anyway, since I’ve been gone for a while from this blog, I thought I would update you on the feature. It’s still really rough, and two crucial scenes haven’t been written in yet. But I thought I’d give you all a taste of the script. Since I’m queer, all kinds of censoring things might happen during the making of Bunnyhug and it’s release. So I decided to post the current profanity report. It’s generated by Final Draft softwear, so I don’t know who decided what counts as profanity.

BUNNYHUG — STATISTICS REPORT

GENERAL STATISTICS

Number of words: 1833
Number of paragraphs: 251

PROFANITY
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in this report may not be actual profanity and other real instances in your script may have been missed.

“Ass” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
12, 76
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, NARRATOR

“Asshole” (4 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
24, 42, 60, 96
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA, ELLIE, OLD QUAVERY LADY, RACHEL

“Bitch” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
30, 108
It is spoken by the following characters:
JANET, MIRANDA

“Bullshit” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
45
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Cock” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
41, 95
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, SEXY FETISH LADY #1

“Crap” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
24
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Damn” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
76, 108
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, MIRANDA

“Dildo” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
29, 78
“Fuck” (11 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
12, 13, 30, 31, 44, 73, 76, 92
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, JANET, MARY

“Fucked” (4 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
30, 52, 89, 98
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE, JANET

“Fucker” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
25
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA

“Fucking” (10 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
17, 29, 31, 49, 71, 76, 84, 88, 98
It is spoken by the following characters:
CASSANDRA, ELLIE, JOHN, MIRANDA

“Piss” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
77
It is spoken by the following characters:
ELLIE

“Shit” (5 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
11, 27, 42, 65, 86
It is spoken by the following characters:
DAMIEN, ELLIE, NARRATOR

“Tits” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
11
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOHNNY